Sometimes 'nothing' is a real cool hand...

A twenty-something guy from Kansas living in San Francisco (via the UK and the Netherlands). I tend to geek out about music, film, television, LOLs, guys and other stuff. Not always in that order.
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Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I want, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don’t use protection! It’s my hot body; I’ll do what I want! I don’t go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I’ll do what I want! I run with twelve gangs and we only commit hate crimes. What-evah!
Eric Cartman as a juvenile delinquent on Maury, from the Freak Strike episode of South Park